I can’t stand people who are afraid of basically everything.
That’s no way to live.
Just buck up and get over it.
Seriously.
Even if it’s difficult.
(Source: scullandoars, via thekitchenknight)
Anonymous asked: SNAKES ARE SATAN.
Your face is Satan.
There’s one just like this at the pet store for three hundred right now,
but the store isn’t keeping it at the proper temperatures or humidity and the poor thing has been refusing to eat for months now.
(Source: cachaemic, via heckyeahreptiles)
(Source: breathingbyyourself, via originalmeaningofalternative)
Stacey just sent me picture evidence that she’s turning black.
Thought you all should know.
I figure this is an important development.
